Storytime
(The Bloody Tit of Roosevelt)

I've heard it all before
You offer no new information
Yes, God Himself is out to get you
Your blameless case is well established
But tell me one more time

And as you just consume
Does it feel and taste just like your fair share?
There's always so much more
When someone else is paying
You take all that they'll hand out
But please take some of mine

I had some money
But you went and spent it
Now I've got nothing
As you feed on the cripple's nipple

It's the same old story
It's the same old line
It's the same old situation
It's the same thing every time

But we'll take care of you
'Cause Jesus and my uncle say we have to

It's the same old story
It's the same old line
It's the same old situation
It's the same thing every time

Just a useless eater
Just a human parasite