Corpus Canine

Every time I see a dog I wish I had a pistol
I'd put a round into its empty skull
and then I'd kick it as it's bleeding

Next time you growl or bear your teeth at me
I swear I'll make you fucking pay
I'll feed you steak laced with sharpened shards of springs
And then I'll talk to you as the razors cut on the inside

Who's all bark and no bite now?

(originally by Broken Clown)